Bachs Partner Integration•$40 Lifetime Pro

Reliable Uptime & API Monitoring for Builders.

Continuous 60-second multi-region HTTP probes, automated SSL expiration tracking, instant webhook alerts, and public status pages. One $40 payment—no recurring subscriptions.

Run Live Probe Test
25 Active Monitors60s Probe FrequencyBachs Global Checkout14-Day Refund Guarantee
Interactive Terminal

Probe any live server in real time

Execute a live multi-region check against your production domain, webhook receiver, or API endpoint.

pulseguard-cliv1.4.0•4 Global Nodes Connected
Try:
$ curl -i -X GET "https://app.bachs.io" -H "User-Agent: PulseGuard/1.0"
HTTP Status
200 OK
Assertion passed
Fastest TTFB
38 ms
Frankfurt Node
TLS / SSL Certificate
Valid (84d left)
Cloudflare Inc ECC CA-3
Global Consensus
4 / 4 Nodes Up
100% agreement
Edge Probe Latency BreakdownProbed concurrently via HTTP/2
IAD1
US-East
42 ms
Healthy
FRA1
EU-West
31 ms
Healthy
SIN1
AP-South
114 ms
Healthy
JNB1
AF-South
148 ms
Healthy
Architecture Specs

Built specifically for developers who ship and maintain live systems.

Everything required for production monitoring without the overhead of enterprise APM agents.

Multi-Region Consensus

Probes run from Virginia, Frankfurt, Singapore, and Johannesburg. When a failure is detected, an auxiliary node verifies before alerting to avoid false alarms.

Webhook & Incident Relays

Receive structured JSON payloads directly to your custom webhook endpoints, Discord channels, Telegram bots, or team email within 1.2 seconds of downtime.

Public Status Pages

Publish a clean status portal with 90-day uptime bars and incident logs. Supports CNAME custom domains (status.yourdomain.com).

Automated TLS / SSL Tracking

Inspect certificate expiration dates, root authorities, and handshake parameters automatically. Alerts trigger 30, 14, and 7 days prior to expiry.

REST & GraphQL Assertions

Execute GET, POST, or HEAD requests with custom headers, Bearer tokens, payload bodies, and JSON property matching assertions.

One-Time $40 Pricing

Stop burning monthly cash on basic monitoring. You pay once via Bachs, receive a lifetime license key, and own your 25 monitor slots permanently.

Developer Experience

Structured incident webhooks you can parse instantly.

When an outage occurs or resolves, PulseGuard dispatches a signed JSON webhook containing the affected URL, status code, failed assertion, and timestamp.

Cryptographic HMAC SHA-256 signature verification
Automated retry mechanism with exponential backoff
Native Discord, Telegram, and Slack webhook compatibility
POST /api/webhooks/pulseguard200 OK
{
  "event": "monitor.incident_detected",
  "monitor_id": "mon_89f3a12",
  "name": "Production Payments API",
  "url": "https://api.yourdomain.com/health",
  "status": "down",
  "error": "HTTP 502 Bad Gateway",
  "timestamp": "2026-11-10T14:38:00Z",
  "nodes_failed": ["iad1", "fra1"],
  "response_time_ms": 1420,
  "signature": "sha256=d58e391b4fa78c..."
}
Transparent Economics

Why pay monthly for basic uptime?

See how PulseGuard Lifetime compares against standard SaaS monitoring subscriptions.

FeaturesPulseGuard LifetimeTraditional SaaS (BetterStack/Pingdom)
First-Year Cost$40 USD (One-time)$240.00 – $360.00 / year
Check FrequencyEvery 60 seconds3-min checks on entry tiers
Active Monitors Included25 Endpoints10 – 15 Endpoints
Custom Domain Status PageOften gated behind $50+/mo tier
Payment Method RailsCards, MoMo, Crypto via BachsCredit cards only
Lifetime Pro LicenseBachs Verified
$40USD

One-time payment. No recurring charges. Instant license key generation.

  • 25 Active Monitors (REST APIs, Webhooks, Websites)
  • 60-Second Checks across 4 Global Regions
  • Discord, Telegram, Slack & Email Outage Alerts
  • Hosted Public Status Page with Custom Domain Support
  • Automated SSL Expiry Detection & Alerts
  • 90-Day Historic Metrics & Latency Waterfall
  • Commercial License for Client & Agency Projects
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